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Negotiating with a Bag of Shit

Written By: sapphire - Jan• 31•13

I really don’t know how to start this post out so I am just going to start typing and hope the thoughts come together.

Have you ever been going to one of THOSE meeting where you are sure you are going to get shit on? I have to say the purchase of a car with my ex-husband was by far the worst negotiating experience of my life, I wish at that time I had the guts that I do now, perhaps that purchase would have gone better if I had already adopted my new rule.

I SHALL TAKE A BAG OF SHIT TO EVERY NEGOTIATION I GO TO, therefore, no matter what happens, I will not be the only one getting shit on!

If you take just a moment to think this plan out, this plan is pure genius! There is not one salesman on the planet that is going to try to explain how clear coat is a justified $250 when you are sitting there with a nice steaming pile of dog shit in a wet smelly paper sack. I will agree that I have not worked out all the bugs in this plan, but I do know that the next contractor that I have work on my house better not take 5 months to install a new roof and gutters, but this is a story for another time.

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